Elnathan's Dark Corner: Will Smith and His Concussion

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Will Smith and His Concussion

So, people have been saying bad stuff about Will Smith's Nigerian accent. I just thought to do a video in support of him and all others who have played Africans in Hollywood. Enjoy.

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UnknownFriday, September 04, 2015
Nice act Elnathan, you are a good actor. You should have been the act in that role.
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UnknownMonday, September 28, 2015
You are soooooo funnny. I like your sound.
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Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Will Smith and His Concussion

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