So recently, I’ve been in
interested in animals. There is a reason that most of our folktales tell
lessons — stories about animals. Deep in the heart of all our favorite and even
hated animals, is a reflection of the heart and the soul of man. Our ancestors
were not stupid when they told children about the tortoise and the lion. And I
have no intention of breaking from this tradition. The only difference will be
that my story is strictly about animals and has no connection to real life.
There was a farm. A huge,
animal farm whose cattle had produced the best milk and meat in the area.
Export quality. The farm was run by a wolf, whose fur was famously white – earning
him the name White. White had acquired the farm after its reckless previous
owner, Goodhead, was thrown out by the animals on the farm on account of cows
going missing at an alarming rate.
The farm had three groups
of animals. The first group still supported the old, reckless Goodhead, turning
a blind eye to the loss of cattle and claiming that, in spite of the farm’s
depleted resources and cattle, Goodhead was the best farm manager they had ever
known. This group of animals, mostly goats and sheep, viewed every action by
White as an affront on their beloved Goodhead.
The second group of animals
were mostly animals that supported the takeover by White. This group was made
up of all sorts of animals — including hawks, vultures, and wild pigs who had
previously enjoyed generous servings of stolen cow meat under the provision of
Goodhead, as well as animals who pretended to support Goodhead’s farm management,
but only took stolen cows, sold them, and donated the proceeds to help White
purchase the farm. Of course, there was the minority group of vegetarian
animals, White supporters, who had never liked or supported Goodhead or anyone
who ate meat for that matter.
The third and final group
of animals were nicknamed the Swiss Guard on account of their refusal to
support either Goodhead or White – neutral like the Swiss. Several months into
White’s farm management, and even after White had promised to bring sanity to
the farm, animals still trekked long distances to get drinking water. The first
pro-Goodhead group of animals mocked White, asking him if this was the
definition of bringing sanity to the farm, reminding him, also, that even in
the final days of Goodhead, they never got such blisters walking long distances
to get water. White supporters, on the other hand, while walking and treating
blisters on their way to look for water, called supporters of Goodhead
disgruntled animals, and at some point, refused to talk about it altogether,
pretending that they were on a leisure stroll, and not desperately thirsty.
Once the Swiss Guard spoke of water scarcity, however, White supporters
harassed them, calling them ungrateful and accusing them of being closet
supporters of Goodhead. And even when members of the Swiss Guard would point at
their blisters and ask if they really enjoyed this torturous search for
drinking water, they would shrug their shoulders and just continue walking. One
prominent White supporter said, “You’re either for White or against White!”
And all the while, White
walked the farm, hands behind his back, observing, saying nothing, sometimes
walking out, going from farm to farm to take a look.
White was silent when
animals accused some farm hands that he had selected, of possessing meat stolen
when Goodhead was farm manager. White was silent as the animals went in search
of drinking water. Even when the horses were selecting their spokesperson, and
there were candidates from each of the three groups of animals, and people
accused the candidate loyal to White of having so much stolen meat that he
could pass for a Goodhead supporter, White was quiet. And because most horses
didn’t want to fall out of favor with White, they chose the horse most loyal to
him and ignored how fat and oily the horse had become from being around so much
stolen, fried meat. Even other farm owners, who had such great hopes for the
farm after White had taken over, began to wonder what plans White had to
sanitize his farm.
And all the while, White
was silent. And the Swiss Guard expressed much worry that the farm was not much
different from the way it had been under Goodhead. They had no intention of
joining issues with White’s fierce and blind supporters. Not that they longed
for Goodhead either: They were clear about the fact that Goodhead had to go.
But they were tired of not having enough wood for the fireplaces in the farm.
They were tired of being cold. They were tired of walking long distances and
getting blisters in search of water. They were tired.
And all the while, White
walked through the farm, hands behind his back, silent.
Awesome. Ur blogs are never dull. Can't help but wonder how u keep the consistency week in week out.
ReplyDeleteDear Elnathan,
ReplyDeleteYou're either with Goodhead or against White. I know you're not with Swiss Guard. You're writing in silence, all the while! Anyway nice piece from the master-satirist!
Amazing! I wouldn't want to be a spoiler but your metaphorical reference is superb. Thoroughly enjoyed every bit of it. I laughed out loud when you wrote "sometimes walking out, going from farm to farm to take a look." Using White to describe him is so simply definitive. I wonder how you do it lol. Do keep up the good work Elnathan.
ReplyDeleteIs White not being callous with his deafening silence?
ReplyDeleteAlthough this story is about animals, this is pretty much the animal story I've been trying to tell. You put all I couldn't express into words. Nice story!
ReplyDeleteSo I'm wondering, what's White gonna do? His empathy should be soiled with the sad appearances of the many sores? Or perhaps he's struggling with compassion deficiency? Or maybe he sees deeper than the disgruntled mix now that he has the barn? There are too many holes, too many complexities, the shaded Grays. Sounds somewhat like a farm I know just that there are a lot of Deckheads in that
ReplyDeleteYou said it's strictly about animals and has no connect with real life? I heard you. I know what it represents anyway. Any Nigerian should know. I'm one, and I know the tale.
ReplyDeleteWhy am I just reading this?? and "...has no connection to real life."? yeah right! (PS what animal is goodhead?)
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