Elnathan's Dark Corner
Sunday, May 13, 2018
I LIKE YOUR RESERVES IN PARTICULA
Dearest Buhari, I am swooning. One of your propaganda secretaries just sent a message telling me about your massive foreign reserves hi...
Sunday, October 1, 2017
HOW TO CELEBRATE IN DEPENDENCE
Darling Buhari, Before we entered a relationship, before we fell in love and you promised to Change my life, I used to give thanks ever...
Tuesday, September 26, 2017
THAT UN GENERAL ASSEMBLY SPEECH
Darling Buhari, I am still replaying your amazing speech at the UN General Assembly. I think it was the best speech ever. No other lead...
Sunday, August 27, 2017
NIGERIAN SOCIAL MEDIA CLEANSING AND 'LOYALISATION' ACT 2017
Darling Buhari, I almost missed this week's letter because I was busy making your favourite dishes and changing sheets. No one is happ...
Thursday, August 17, 2017
NOW THAT YOU ARE A PRIVATE CITIZEN
Darling Buhari, I was overjoyed at the recent ceremony on national television where you were crowned and declared a private citizen. ...
Sunday, August 6, 2017
HIGH SPIRITS AND SOFT DRINKS
Dearest Buhari, Glory to God in the highest. Your deputy just texted me to say you are in high spirits. I have changed the sheets in a...
WHAT I WILL DO IF I AM ELECTED TO OFFICE IN 2019
Dearest Buhari, I am overjoyed at the rumours of your imminent return. When people start using your return to place bets, I know that you r...
Saturday, July 8, 2017
A PHONE CONVERSATION WITH MR DEPUTY
Dearest darling Buhari, I have spent all week ignoring the foolish people implying you are probably already dead. It is their erecti...
Sunday, July 2, 2017
NIGERIAN TAILOR VICTIMS SUPPORT BILL 2017
Dearest Buhari, So, while you are recovering (by the way, thanks for that caring voice note you sent me for Sallah, you rock!) I have d...
Sunday, June 25, 2017
SPEECH IMPAIRMENTS, RECALLS AND EYESIGHT
Dearest Buhari, They have come again o! I just read the Sahara Reporters people again and now they are saying you have a speech imp...
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