Elnathan's Dark Corner

Dearest Buhari, I am swooning. One of your propaganda secretaries just sent a message telling me about your massive foreign reserves hi...

Darling Buhari, Before we entered a relationship, before we fell in love and you promised to Change my life, I used to give thanks ever...

Darling Buhari, I am still replaying your amazing speech at the UN General Assembly. I think it was the best speech ever. No other lead...

Darling Buhari, I almost missed this week's letter because I was busy making your favourite dishes and changing sheets. No one is happ...

Darling Buhari, I was overjoyed at the recent ceremony on national television where you were crowned and declared a private citizen. ...

Dearest Buhari,  Glory to God in the highest. Your deputy just texted me to say you are in high spirits. I have changed the sheets in a...

Dearest Buhari, I am overjoyed at the rumours of your imminent return. When people start using your return to place bets, I know that you r...

Dearest darling Buhari,  I have spent all week ignoring the foolish people implying you are probably already dead. It is their erecti...

Dearest Buhari, So, while you are recovering (by the way, thanks for that caring voice note you sent me for Sallah, you rock!) I have d...

Dearest Buhari,   They have come again o! I just read the Sahara Reporters people again and now they are saying you have a speech imp...